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The sound of Stormont

A great spoof from those very funny guys at The Ulster Fry.  (https://theulsterfry.com/)


The Sound of Stormont

Christmas Jokes: Go on, you know you love them really!!

'Tis the season to cringe at all the bad Christmas cracker jokes (and there are a few of those included here!).  Lets get the only Irish joke in this selection in first.  As usual, I make no claim that these are in any way tasteful!


Enjoy.  :-)


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy Christmas ____ I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"

I replied, "No, you sick bugger. I'll be putting it up in my living room!"
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A Marks and Spencer’s advert claims that it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S.

They're right too. It'd be Chrita.
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Nigella’s new Christmas recipe……..Cold Turkey

Maybe not presented in the same giddy style but will keep Scotland Yard off her trail.
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A couple were out Christmas shopping and the shopping centre was so packed that they became parted. The woman was not …

First World Problems?

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As seen at the Continental Market at the front of Belfast City Hall.


You know you are living in a first world country when a company like this even exists.



 One of their products is even more interesting/ ambiguous.  Is this product to be used on a particularly bushy growth in a personal part of the male anatomy, or is it simply a colloquial term for someone who sports a bit of face fungus?  All answers written on the back of a £10 note please.  ;-)