First World Problems?

As seen at the Continental Market at the front of Belfast City Hall.


You know you are living in a first world country when a company like this (see picture below) even exists.




One of their products is even more interesting/ ambiguous (see below again).  Is this product to be used on a particularly bushy growth in a personal part of the male anatomy, or is it simply a colloquial term for someone who sports a bit of face fungus?  All answers written on the back of a £10 note please.  ;-)


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