Christmas Jokes 2021 - My apologies in advance for these :-)


What’s an Elf’s favourite type of music at Christmas?    Wrap.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?  Rude-olph.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?  The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?  Because it soots him.

What do you call a broke Santa?  Saint Nickle-less

How do you get your Christmas tree ready for a house party?   You spruce it up.

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?  Because the presents beneath them.

Why can’t Christmas trees knit?  They have too many needles.

What music should you play to your Christmas tree to keep it healthy?  Spruce Springsteen.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Mary.  Mary who?  Mary Christmas.

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Olive.  Olive who?  Olive Christmastime, don’t you?

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Honda.  Honda who?  Honda the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me……..

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Dexter.  Dexter who?  Dexter halls with boughs of holly……..

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?

And the last one (you will be glad to know).

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!

There are more Christmas jokes in an earlier post if you can stand them here: Christmas Jokes: Go on, you know you love them really!! (


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